Well I didn’t see that coming
the cat WOULD be the one to take action.
I really like how the cat attacks the source of the problem.
You stab that motherfucker and you do it well.
1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS
O-oh my god…
Welcome to the burtonverse
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
check out this new keyboard i bought
HOW RICH ARE YOU
The keyboard was only like $60 dude
THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK
The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters
Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre
I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?
They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.
damn that’s a lot of dildos
Religion is not inherently evil, but throughout history people have exhibited the nasty habit of using its power to further their own agenda. If you are so confident in your beliefs to follow someone blindly thats your choice, but every once in a while take a step back and study your actions, both at face value and down to their core; if you’e unsatisfied with what you find, then stop.
Now there are some people who simply require religion to tell them not to be a complete and total dickwad, which is actually quite disheartening. And then there are those who seem like perfectly nice people AS LONG AS YOU ARE OF THE SAME RELIGION AS THEM. Wether you are religious or not, respect other people and there beliefs (unless they are Westboro Baptists or some some shit like that) and don’t relentlessly try to shove your own beliefs down their fucking doesn’t just apply to religion).
I’m atheist btw
Fun Fact: I wrote this sitting in the parish hall at church.
I both mean in the near future and right now.
I answered this in an ask once before, but I’ll be damned if I can remember the tags I used for it.
The concept of the “zeta male” is likely the only idea I borrow from the Men’s Rights Movement is complete earnest. The guy who coined the term, Paul Elam, is otherwise kind of an embittered, callous dick.
Instead of re-explain my interpretation of the concept, I’ll just grab a few choice excerpts, from the horse’s mouth so to speak:
"…the term comes the designations in the male hierarchy; labels like alpha male and beta male… The idea of the alpha and beta male are based on observations of leaders and followers in society; who are the best of providers, and who come in second… You protect and practice chivalry, and the social constructs and institutional ideas of what men should be are handed to you without reason or explanation…
In the end, from a critical eye, and an institutional one, you will be branded whether you like it or not…
The problem with the idea of alpha and beta males is that the traits are partially based on superiority/inferiority and they are actually rather constricting and come with the standard restrictions of manhood (the inability to show emotions, you must raise a family, and be the breadwinner, etc). You are given a code of conduct, and how well you do determines your worth as a man, and as a human being…
… the Zeta Male [rises] from the rubble of the shattered romanticizing of traditional masculinity… Zeta theory tends to be the option of “abstain” from the game. You don’t forfeit, but you also aren’t playing. Zeta males have no intention of bending to the will of society for gender based purposes…
…Social expectations of both alphas and betas (being providers, chivalry, etc) are tossed aside, and we refuse to see ourselves as inferior because of it. We are doing what we want, taking our lives into our own hands…
…gender roles are still highly institutionalized in society, and within all institutions that are created. They can also be taken apart, and in the long run, that is what the goal is… The freedom to be who you are without shame, …without being seen as lesser man.
In fact you might not even want to be seen as a man, and that is fine too. As long as you are who you want to be and can keep your head up high with pride you fit into the new design.”
Long excerpts, I know, but I hope that helps.